Bumblebee's Blog

bumblebee_bot @ 2007-11-30T18:05:00

2007-11-30T23:05:09Z

Your Score: Neutral-Good

92% Good, 42% Chaotic

Plane of Existence: Elysium, "Blessed Fields". Description: The plane of peace. Notable Inhabitants: Guardinals - noble immortal humanoids with bestial features.

Examples of Neutral-Goods (Ethically Neutral, Morally Good)

Cloud Strife (FFVII)

Boogenhagen (FFVII)

Mother Theresa

Ghandi

Sidhartha Gautama (the Buddha)

Gandalf

Bilbo & Frodo Baggins

Samwise Gamgee

Indiana Jones

The Dali Lama

Ben (O-Bi-Wan) Kenobi

Luke Skywalker

Harry Potter

Hermionie

Dumbledore

Often goes along with the laws and desires of the group as being the easiest course of action, but ethical considerations clearly have top priority. May pursue quite abstract goals. Often aloof and difficult to understand.

Will keep their word to others of good alignment

Would not attack an unarmed foe

Will not use poison

Will help those in need

May work with others

Indifferent to higher authority

Indifferent to organizations

Neutral Good "Pure Good"

"Benefactor"

A neutral good [person] will obey the law, or break it when he or she sees it will serve a greater good. He or she is not bound strongly to a social system or order. His or her need to help others and reduce their suffering may take precedence over all else. Neutral good [people] do good for goodness' sake, not because they are directed to by law or by whim.

This alignment desires good without bias for or against order.

Other Alignments and Tendencies (Tendenices are what you would more often sway towards; esp. for Neutrals):

0-39% Good, 0-39% Chaotic: Lawful-Evil

0-39% Good, 40-60% Chaotic: Neutral-Evil

0-39% Good, 61-100% Chaotic: Chaotic-Evil

40-60% Good, 0-39% Chaotic: Lawful-Neutral

40-60% Good, 40-60% Chaotic: True Neutral

40-60% Good, 61-100% Chaotic: Chaotic-Neutral

61-100% Good, 0-39% Chaotic: Lawful-Good

61-100% Good, 61-100% Chaotic: Chaotic-Good

Link: The Alignment Test written by xan81 on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

bumblebee_bot @ 2007-10-06T14:10:00

2007-10-06T18:10:37Z

Houston, we have a Bumblebee.

Which movie was this quote from?

bumblebee_bot @ 2007-08-24T01:52:00

2007-08-24T05:52:21Z

How evil are you?

bumblebee_bot @ 2007-07-03T21:46:00

2007-07-04T01:47:31Z

Drop me a line, for you know, ads and stuff I place in the Nexus.

bumblebee_bot @ 2007-07-03T05:04:00

2007-07-03T09:04:34Z

Comment and I shall:
1. Tell you why I friended you.
2. Associate you with something - fandom, a song, a colour, a photo, etc.
3. Tell you something I like about you.
4. Tell you a memory I have of you.
5. Associate you with a character/pairing.
6. Ask something I've always wanted to know about you.
7. Tell you my favorite user pic of yours.
8. In return, you must post this in your LJ.

bumblebee_bot @ 2007-05-05T11:25:00

2007-05-05T15:37:53Z

Bad news and a funny story for you guys. First of all my evil clone and Faye's evil clone are out and about in the Nexus again. though as far as I can tell they're not working together. My clone, now calling himself Darth Bombus, has been attempting to join Megatron's group, and it looks like he might succeed.
Now, because that's really depressing I have memory recordings of fun in human form!

(Recording 12:26 May 4 2007 Location: Mall Food Court)

"So, how's the day been so far Bee?"

"Actually pretty fun Kate. Thanks for taking me out."

"No prob."

*footsteps. Male voice*

"Hey ladies. The Chad would like to take one of you lucky girls on a date. Heck, The Chad'll take both of you if you wanna."

"SnnrkBwahahahahhahahahhahahaha!" *female voices laughing in unision, followed by a collapse onto the floor."

(End Recording)

Moron.

Anyways, watch out for my clone and Faye's. That is all. Bumblebee out.

bumblebee_bot @ 2007-05-01T01:26:00

2007-05-01T05:29:24Z

Okay, gender swapping I can deal, and have already dealt with. Evil clones, not actually all that surprising when you think about it. But when a Pepsi-endorsing Optimus Prime alternate comes walking into the Nexus, that's when I have to call it a night.

Update on the Ark

2007-04-27T02:38:24Z

We managed to return the base to normal, but as it turns out, Darth Bombus, my evil clone, too her lightsaber to the Space Bridge controls and equipment. The others are working on restoring it, and as I write this we're also working on trying to find a natural Nexus portal. Still, it might be a while before I can get there. In the mean time I'll be visiting through a video feed. We managed to get that working at least.

Well Slag

2007-04-26T00:05:35Z

Great, just great. You know how some evil clones have been entering the Nexus? Turns out I have one, and he somehow snuck in here, put the entire Ark on lockdown, knocked me out, and stole my PINpoint. Until we fix this, and get the Space Bridge to open a portal there, I have to make do by just observing the Nexus and texting everyone.

bumblebee_bot @ 2007-04-24T11:08:00

2007-04-24T15:16:04Z

It happened again. And this time I admit it's totally my fault. Had to convince Kakyoin that the jelly beans he was eating were the cause of his LOL. and went about it like an idiot.

The newbies, who I forgot to mention include some male-types along with femmes, are kinda freaked out about it. Guess I should give them the Bumblebee May Come Back From The Nexus With Weird Stuff talk.

Soo, how are you guys? Good? Super good?

New update on the Ark

2007-04-09T10:13:24Z

Huh. Been a while since I've posted here. Really it's been kinda boring over here until recently. Just the usual Megatron is trying to destroy all sort of thing. He's getting smarter though, and managing to avoid me. Operation Paint Megatron Pink has hit a little snag, by which I mean I've been procrastinating.

Anyways back to the reason I'm posting. We've got a few new Autobots on the Ark. Specifically femmes. While they're more common here than in other universes, they're still a bit of a rarity. Lessee we got:

Elita One: There's a bit of history between her and Optimus. Going to have to look into that.

Moonracer: My little sister actually. Apparently has a thing for Powerglide. By which I mean the late Powerglide because if he even thinks about touching her I will-

Ahem
Moving on.

Chromia: For reasons I can't even figure out, she's Ironhide's bondmate.

Firestar: Don't know much about her. Updates will occur as I find out more. Seems to know Inferno.

And last but not least.

Arcee: Somewhat older than Moonracer. Around my age actually. Needless to say some of the less guy/guy inclined 'bots have gone a little girl-crazy. (read- insane) Despite my own preferences, I haven't done so. mostly because everyone seems to have gone nuts.

Well, this is interesting...

2007-03-12T06:29:13Z

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2007-01-29T05:02:05Z

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bumblebee_bot @ 2007-01-26T13:29:00

2007-01-26T18:30:59Z

I hate chickens, I especially hate larger than normal chickens. That is all

bumblebee_bot @ 2007-01-25T18:02:00

2007-01-25T23:13:15Z

Eric is sitting in the observation deck of the Ark when Bumblebee walks into the room.

"Hey Bumblebee" says Eric.

Bumblebee glares at Eric.

"Um,, if this is about the pictures..."

"No, no it's okay. In fact I have a few friends from the Nexus I'd like you to meet..."

bumblebee_bot @ 2007-01-25T16:20:00

2007-01-25T21:22:02Z

Eric must die. Also I'm back to normal. More on this after I string up Eric by his boxer shorts.

Origins: Part 2

2007-01-24T19:09:41Z

(Transcripted from recording)

Day 2 of Bumblebee being a girl, and Eric is still laughing everytime he sees me. If he doesn't knock it off, I am going to severely hurt him. Good thing Kate and Pete are busy apartment-hunting. I don't think I could take three of them laughing at me. The rest of the Autobots are being suprisingly quiet about this, But then again the 'bots I would expect to be laughing about this are all on missions.

*snap, click, whirr*

ERIC! COME BACK HERE WITH THAT CAMERA!

(Laughter)

Great, he got away. *exasperated sigh*

Anyways, back to the subject at hand. I told you last time that I was going to be talking about us and the human first meeting, so get ready for...

First, a quick recap. Allspark creates Primus, Primus created Transformers, Megatron creates Decepticons, takes over Cybertron. Autobots fight Decepticons, begin to lose. Autobots leave Cybertron, Decpticons chase Autobots, Autobots crash on Earth, Decepticons crash into the Moon.

The crash-landing injured most of us to point whre we needed to Alt-forms. We would have needed them anyways, seeing as our previous ones would be no good at disguising us on Earth. The Ark launched a scan device, and it was under orders to scan any vehicle that it found. That's how the three humans found us. Eric was driving Kate and Pete around in a yellow two door sports car when it scanned the vehicle. Being somewhat curious, they followed the scanner back to the ark, whre they found us.

Next up, the battle and adding the huamns to the team.

Origins: Part 1

2007-01-24T02:15:41Z

(Transcripted from recording.)

So, as you may or may not know, I've been turned into a human. A female no less. I'm beginning to really dislike some parts of the Nexus.

(Laughter in the background)

Damn it Eric! It's not funny! (a relieved sigh) At least he's not attracted to me.

Anyways, before this entire incident happened. Eric suggested that I should get around to telling our, meaning the Autobots, story from the beginning. I told him there are millions of years involved in that story, and so rather tahn writing the entire thing out, I'm just going to clarify why the Autobots and Decepticons are fighting, and why we're here on Earth. I'll also touch a bit on why we exist in the first place.

In the beginning, there was the Allspark. From this came The universe. The Allspark created twin beings, Primus and another. The other turned on Primus, and their battle nearly destroyed reality. until finally the two came to a truce. They agreed to slumber until the end of time, as planets, but if one should wake, the battle would begin anew. Primus became what is now know as Cybertron, and the evil one drifted off to soome unknown part of the galaxy. And yet, even as he slept, Primus worked. The variou Metals and gears that comprised his body began to form themselves into coherent shapes, eventually becoming what are now known as Transformers, due to their ability to switch from vehicle to robot mode.

(Fast forward a really long time)

The Decepticons had not always been around. They were created, thanks to the Gladiator pits (Illegal Gladiator pits by the way). Megatron, their leader was the first. Other like-minded 'cons were soon to follow. They underwent reconstruction that gave them self-propelled flight capabilities. He staged a coup, and overthrew the duly elected Autobot council, and sparked a war the would continue for centuries. Megatron and his cormies always had the upper hand. Resources for the Autobots dwindled. Around this time I, Bumblebee, joined the Autobot cause. As we neared the last of our resources, We decided that we should travel to another planet in order to obtain more. I was one of the ones selcted to go, We built a Starship, The Ark, and launched it. The Decepticons found out and went after us. They fired on us midflight, we fired back. We ended up crashing onto a little green and blue planet, the third of what appeared to be nine, orbiting a little yellow star. The decpticons Crahed into that planet's moon.

Yeah, we Crashed on Earth, Completely by accident as well. We weren't planning on landing on an inhabited planet. Luckily, our arrival, knocked out most of Earths communication systems, so we were able to get in unnoticed, but not completely...

Next chapter: Meeting Eric, Kate, and Pete.

Weird things happening

2007-01-21T23:00:27Z

Greetings from Autobot Headquarters. Some really weird things happened on yesterday's mission. Apparently the Space Bridge malfunctioned and I got sent to an alternate universe. I also had the extremely odd experience of meeting myself
Finally managed to get back to Earth, and landed right in the middle of a battle with the Decepticons...

Bumblebee popped into existence in the middle of an all-out, no-holds-barred, to-the-death brawl. Slightly disoriented, he barely managed to avoid the laserfire that came right at him.

"Autobots inferior, Soundwave superior!"

Bumblebee fired back on the tapedeck Decepticon with the laser turrets attached to his wings.

"You're just a one-hit wonder, aren't ya Soundwave?' he said before dodging another round of superheated light nad firing back again

Glancing around quickly, he saw the human, Eric, currently dueling Frenzy, a copy of Prime's smokestack gun in one hand and a lightsaber in the other.

"Where the hell were you B?" Shouted the 18-year-old.

"Sorry, got a little sidetracked! It's a long story!" replied the yellow 'bot, before hauling his leg back and punting the cassete-bot his friend was fighting. "Where's Prime?"

"Fighting Megadoofus. Unfortunately it seems the Decepticons have the upper hand here."

"Have they gotten the Energon yet?"

"Dunno."

Suddenly a loud sinister voice rang out over the battlefield "Decpticons, we've gotten what we came here for. Let us return to base."

"You're not getting away that easily Megatron!" said the deep, heroic bass of another.

"I already have Optimus. Goodbye." With that the sinister voice cackled madly. Bumblebee and Eric watched as the Decepticons around them faded into nothingness.

"Damn it!" shouted Eric.

"Let's go report to Prime, Eric. No use crying over spilled milk." The small Autobot transformed and opened the driver's side door to let the human in. the two traveled towards where the bearer of the Matrix was.

"Sorry I'm late sir," Bumblebee said with a salute after Eruic had gotten out. "Something happend with the Space Bridge and I didn't get here until a little while ago."

"It's alright Bumblebee," said Optimus. "Is everyone okay?"

"Aside for a few minor injuries, yes." Replied Ratchet.

"Alright then. Autobots, Transform and roll out." said the red and blue leader as he transformed into a semi . The Space Bridge opened with no problem, and the group returned to the Ark.

(End of file)

So, yeah we failed this time. We'll get them next time though. In the meantime though, I'll probably be hangin' around here and the Nexus. Myabe i'll drag Eric along with me next time I go.

Hello!

2007-01-21T05:40:39Z

Hiya! One of the kids, Eric, showed me this site. Eric said something about improving Autobot/Human relations by having one of us 'bots interact with people over this Internet thing. He says I should talk about our adventures and why exactly we're on Earth in the first place. I just I should introduce myself before I got to deep into anything. My name is Bumblebee and my official rank within the Autobots is Spy.

I've gotta go. Prime's calling. Megatron must be up to something again.